I have unilaterally signed a new social contract with the society. Everyone's gonna love it.

Monday to Friday, nine to five, most people will be in the offices. I will enjoy walks in the park by myself, good coffee shops, undisturbed shopping for apples and an occasional swim (about once a day). This works well, because all these amenities are underused.

My role is not to bother anyone while their focus on creating value in their employment, paying their mortgages and taxes, drinking bad office coffee, gossiping and talking office politics.

Good deal I think.